i AM STANDING AT A COMPUTER IN SINGAPORE AIRPORT. WHY DO I STILL HAVE capslock on?

anyway I am in an airport waiting for the plane to Borneo with a 200g bag of gummie lollies by my side.

Not much to talk about except for our trip to Plastic fantastic Sarawak.
This is like a kind of island thing which is basically a man made "paradise"
It's horrible and hilarious, from fake rocks to imported sand and palm trees and just if you thought you might get to at least listen to the sound of water lapping the shores, think again because they block out this noise with gaudy pop music. The waters nice but the creepy lounge chairs and waiter service on this polluted yet kind of perfect beach  is really unerving and we only went to one of the beaches!  There are plenty of cafes beaches and fake trees to go round plus if you go back in 2010 you will be able to check out the new theme park which just looks... well like a barbie theme park play set.

Did I mention the giant lion mermaid?